Broken legs, broken wrist all these things are painful and they hurt. This is what i found out this weekend. I tried a couple of jumps from balcony to balcony, and guess what! I didn't make it. It was only 4m but it hurt all the same.

I have a big plaster cast on my leg a big white cliche to my incompetence. I have a wheel chair with this white plater leg thrust out in front of me.

wonderful

I have a crate of Tuborg to get me through. I also have Brad Pitt on the DVD I will be happy.